Friday 30 January 2009

Her Story:Last Night!

It was a bright afternoon as I carried on a normal routine of my driving lessons.
I had done the usual round of different turns and manoeuvres and we headed for my place. We came towards a road that seemed unusually broad but as we approached, there was a crossroad. I had to slow down and then I came to a sudden halt. There was huge traffic sign that was flashing a continuous red light…Every car stood at the edge of the lines. It was then I noticed…All the cars were the same colour. A very bright yellow with a capital letter ‘L’ on them painted in red. I turned to look at my instructor but the look on his face gave him away. Something was wrong…My ever so positive instructor sat motionless focusing on the incident ahead…It was a Car. It was yet another yellow car spinning around uncontrollably. It spun so fast that all I could see were flashes of red in front of it…It was blurry but It wasn’t hard to tell that it was indeed another capital letter ‘L’.A learner and a driver…just like us. I watched in total shock as the instructor kept struggling to reach for the steering to no avail…Then suddenly they hit a car and headed right towards us…We didn’t move. We sat in dismay, very frightened and total shock…then BANG...I woke up!

It was another nightmare since I started my driving lessons. I thought I was doing very well, at least my instructor told me so. I drove for two hours yesterday and it didn’t seem so bad. I’d never driven that long so I guess it felt really different….Verdict: I have a phobia for driving that I must conquer this time. Well thankfully, my next lesson is not until Wednesday next week so I have enough time to recover.

As I lay in bed still Startled…I suddenly felt sick, my stomach felt weird and that feeling of nausea got me running straight to the bathroom. It came all out…I threw up everything I had eaten the day before. Not a lot I must say apart from loads of plantain chips (which is a ‘must have’ for me everyday)…I mean I couldn’t think of what I had eaten to make me feel so sick….not unless I was still reacting to the nightmare. Anyway…I came out of the bathroom feeling much better and very wide awake. I looked at the time…and it was 3am…too early to call anyone without raising an alarm or getting them worried. So I sat down in front of my ever so faithful computer…sick sad and lonely. I guess it’s the price I have to pay for choosing to study in this country and living by myself. …

I did my usual amebo on face book and did a bit of research on the internet since I’m helping a friend out with her academic report. I read His blog of yesterday again and I was flustered…Everything suddenly felt ok…I sent him a text at about 3.30am.It read… Stop snoring Jo…I slept off last night so couldn’t text you as I promised. I will be up for the next hour trying to do some work…I love you my Luvie
…I bet he didn’t have a clue that some minutes ago I was sick as hell but even ‘I’ had forgotten at that moment…I was happy just sending him a message and that smile remained until I went back to bed…

I was tired this morning but I was kinda glad that It was time to be up and about…I haven’t done much today apart from work and miss Him but I guess that’s a typical day in the life of this ‘Lonely Londoner’.

Thursday 29 January 2009

His Story: Bonnie and Clyde.....Thursday

Well, just when I thought I’d come back with the concluding part of that Elnuk who took my camera’s cable home, preventing me from sending pictures to my girlfriend, I saw something on my desk top that caught my attention. It was a saved chat weeks ago between ‘Her’ and I…..hmmm……I clicked open and that was my temporary extinction out of this world……I’ll spare y’all the details……

I’m a big Jay Z fan now and I’ll give anything to watch him on stage and there again, I have a big crush on Beyounce. Like I said earlier, I’m a Jay Z fan but I wouldn’t have traded B for J but anyway shit happens. The nigger’s gat my chic but guess what? I got a badder chic, prettier and danm hotter to contend with.

She’s my chocolate candy bar, pretty like a movie star and hotter than lava. I get a hard on just thinking about her. When I looked around the space that separates us from the norm, I told myself I’ll never come out of this one cos I love it.

It’s really funny, how people fall so blind in love. I keep wondering how I got into this in the first place but why bother about the beginning when all that matters is what you can see ahead. More like – I don’t care how it all began?

All I want right now is me and my girlfriend clinging to each other like Romeo and Juliet with no death scenes…. I’m not a big fan of chics, trust me – I know I have a way with em and it don’t matter her class…..it’s just that cool nature of mine and my smooth swag that makes them wanna see some more……. and guess where it leads ‘em to……(Edited)….lol… but this angel shows up from nowhere and has me shaking in the knees waiting for the next sms or call to cure my craze. It’s like a shot of crack…Gadanm!

When I say I love you, it’s true and don’t even try to love me more….remember what I said about the race thingy……for the interest of my readers, if ‘His & Her’ Love was a race, she’ll be racing and sweating real hard to catch up with me at the cross line……… yes boss!
Just interrupted by my camera man……Sirhc, he wants me to listen to some video by some dude Leets South African Girl…….not bad at all……and I’m sure y'all know ID Cabasa is the best producer from this part of the world…..no apologies.

Ok I gat to play my nigger’s song right now…….ummmmm…..where is that CD…..ok I gat it……..hmmmm…..track 6…….Bonnie and Clyde by Jay Z featuring Beyounce……..yeah baby……. I’m ‘Her’ Bonnie – ‘She’ my Clyde.....I'm the 'His', she the 'Her'..... We the 'Us'

Wednesday 28 January 2009

Her Story:----- Our chat on Sun, 1/25/09 3:04 PM -----

HIM: (1:47 PM): BUZZ...Ps don't be there and at least dissappoint me for once.....yeah?
HIM (1:49 PM): yeah that's it.....u ain't there....
HER (1:50 PM): lol...
HER (1:50 PM): stalker!...like youre not happy
HIM (1:51 PM): lol....u're just ........I don't even know what to say...lol
HER (1:51 PM): so you are on it...lol...cant stop laughing...u are just a nut case
HIM (1:51 PM): I'm just feeling like a bad guy again...like I thought you should be there
HER (1:52 PM): yeah right...
HIM (1:52 PM): haba....the same thing happened with the text...I pick my fone and wanna sms u...then urs comes in
HER (1:52 PM): take it easy o...too much of me can give you diabeties
HIM (1:52 PM): how on earth did u bewitch me into ur bad ass den?
HIM (1:53 PM): lol....yeah I know.....gat to stop calling u sweet
HER (1:54 PM): it wasnt intentional o...i dont even know.you have gone to see that juju man in alakija shey?
HIM (1:54 PM): I wish
HIM (1:54 PM): maybe it wouldn't have been this bad
HER (1:54 PM): i need deliverance...th is is not normal
HER (1:55 PM): lol...how was church

HIM (1:55 PM): church was fine.....and how's work going?
HIM (1:55 PM): I see u gat some minutes to close
HER (1:55 PM): not bad...apart from the fact that all in my head is...youuuuuuuuu!
HER (1:56 PM): nope..i finish at 15.30 today that 14.30 your time

HIM (1:56 PM): aiigth
HIM (1:56 PM): u fucking did the same to me in church by the way
HER (1:56 PM): so wats up for the rest of the day
HER (1:57 PM): so were u peepeing into your phn...dont lie o...cos i saw u
HER (1:57 PM):
HIM (1:58 PM): I'll go for the rotaract meeting after here and then I'll just sit and wish my ringtone song comes up
HIM (1:58 PM): baby.....u need to see my profile update
HER (1:58 PM): hmmmm that will be a while tho...cos id have to sleep and make you miss me terribly before i call
HIM (1:59 PM): but hey.....it's not ur call to comment
HER(1:59 PM): awwwww ...tel l me
HER (1:59 PM): cant check it till i get home
HER (1:59 PM): why cant i comment?
HIM (2:00 PM): I didn't say ask me baby......I said check.....good for u...atleast I have some 'miss me a bit' assignment to deal with too...lol
HIM (2:00 PM): u'll see it when u get there
HER (2:00 PM): i hate u
HIM (2:00 PM): lol
HIM(2:01 PM): I know u just mean the opposite...lol.. ...and why not? u're organized in the first place, I don't expect more...lol
HER (2:01 PM): i'll show you!....
HER (2:02 PM): didnt realise you txt me till morning...it was a pleasant surprise

HIM (2:02 PM): common baby.....u've shown me enough...like this gan....I be silverbird cinema...lol
HER (2:02 PM): lol.....1 sec luv
HIM (2:03 PM): ok
HIM (2:09 PM): see, I dey cyber cafe and if I no enjoy this time well, na u go pay o...I don tell u now
HER (2:09 PM): i no dey oooo
HER (2:09 PM): went to make tea for my colleague

HIM (2:09 PM): bring ur ass back on time jare
HIM (2:09 PM): ok...are u back now?

HER (2:10 PM): finally got to speak to kay today.she abused my life
HER (2:10 PM): my ass is yours baby
HER (2:10 PM): bring it on
HIM (2:10 PM): lol
HIM (2:10 PM): what did Kay say?
HIM (2:11 PM): did u tell her what's up?
HER(2:11 PM): that she feels sorry for other people especially SN cos they are so out the door.she knows i'm bad at distributing attention.
HER (2:12 PM): I told her in the best words i could use.How can u tell someone something you barely understand?
HIM(2:13 PM): lol...eyah..... but why on earth would u have to do that....lol....and who cares...lol
HER (2:13 PM): You!....
HIM (2:13 PM): lol....why me o?
HER(2:13 PM): Her response? ...You got it bad gurl!
HIM (2:13 PM): kini mo se?
HIM (2:13 PM): lol
HIM(2:13 PM): God help my poor heart
HER (2:14 PM): Lol....you this criminal
HER (2:14 PM): which poor heart?
HIM (2:14 PM): I use to think I was hard.....but for u.....I'm so lame.....mo tie le
HER (2:15 PM): ive put in my holiday request to leave on the 26th...hope they approve it....stay tuned!
HIM (2:16 PM): ok
HIM (2:17 PM): so what's up baby....what did I do to you....y do u have to put me under this danm emotional arrest?
HIM (2:18 PM): I'm so into u right now dat I'm hating other voices on my fone
HER (2:18 PM): how? you were supposed to me my Doctor...helping me recover from one trauma...How dare you put me in a worse one...i tire for you ooo
HER (2:18 PM): ...i'm glad a bout that...

HIM (2:19 PM): Doctor asks the girl to strip for check up and she looks into the doctor in a seductive way and pulls down her bra....and (u know the rest) what do u expect?
HIM (2:19 PM): u set me up
HER (2:20 PM): I didnt..i was naive and vunerable...You took advantage of me!!!
HIM (2:21 PM): this is not professional.... ..I'm not suppose to be loving it too......but u the tits were harrasive and danm the ass was on point....lol
HER (2:23 PM): Not intention...i cant help my natural assets...you can control your dirty mind
HIM (2:24 PM): U better be looking for another doctor cos, my motive is to inject u with a bad one and the cure is some long thing.....and I know u hate long stuffs...ain't it?
HER (2:24 PM): 1 sec
HIM (2:24 PM): aiight
HER (2:26 PM): Lol...but i came for a cure...its important that i get one.i really dont mind injections too
HIM (2:27 PM): lol.....and that'll be making it worse for me.....I don't even know where to start from.....lol
HER (2:27 PM): you this naughty doctor...
HER (2:27 PM): but i love u like that
HIM (2:27 PM): lol....with ur bad self
HIM (2:28 PM): I have signed by the way....I'll follow this shit to anywhere it leads me....as in - FUCK THE CONSEQUENCE!
HIM(2:29 PM): I'm not even ready to regret this one bit
HER (2:29 PM): lol....ar u sure!...I warned you...but guess what....i share the same resolve...i don enter this one? how i for do?
HIM (2:30 PM): make we hope say u no go carry belle too.....lol
HER (2:30 PM): lol.....that 2baba is a mad man
HIM (2:30 PM): lol
HER (2:30 PM): when is your meeting?
HIM (2:31 PM): 4:30 that's 15:30 ur time
HIM(2:31 PM): ur time is up right?
HER (2:31 PM): cool...i loved all your txts today
HIM (2:31 PM): same with urs
HIM (2:32 PM): which was ur favorite?
HER(2:32 PM): cant wait till we do the reveiw later tonight.I'd love to hear you read out yours...
HIM (2:32 PM): aiight
HER(2:32 PM): i'd tell you during the reviw so wait and see
HIM (2:32 PM): hope u'll read urs for me too
HIM (2:33 PM): aiight
HER (2:33 PM): If you aske me too...Nicely
HIM (2:33 PM): we'll aslo discuss the blog thing
HER (2:33 PM): Sound like fun huh?
HIM (2:33 PM): fuck that....how nice can nice be?
HER (2:33 PM): but we will be anonymous
HIM(2:34 PM): u won't hear me read if u don't promise to read back....u think say na only u dey enjoy the voice?
HER (2:34 PM): lol...
HIM(2:34 PM): yeah for the blog, we'll be anonymous.....and real
HER (2:35 PM): I just said i will if you asked nicely...get used to it i love to be pampered...
HIM (2:35 PM): duh!
HER (2:35 PM): REAL OOO.
HER (2:35 PM): Even when we start having ups and downs
HIM (2:36 PM): if I was in my right senses, I'll could try
HIM (2:36 PM): yeah
HIM (2:36 PM): I'm already on it
HER (2:36 PM): rememeber to be realllllllllllll ....
HIM(2:36 PM): and I know we'll have issues sometime but I dare u to be as real as I will be
HER (2:37 PM): you know me...its my thing...
HER (2:37 PM): i cant lie even if it will hurt
HIM (2:37 PM): I've never had it this bad and I wish I had u all this while.....I hope it lasts as long as it can be
HIM (2:37 PM): I also wish u can handle the truth......
HER(2:38 PM): I hope so too...The rush is mad...its driving me out my mind...
HIM (2:38 PM): but I'll try not to bring the pain and if u do, I'm game
HER (2:38 PM): Its the only way out...we have to stay truthful to each other baby
HIM (2:39 PM): this will be interesting..... I know it
HER (2:40 PM): I wont bring the pain....not when what we share is this beautiful
HIM (2:40 PM): easy to say baby.....anythin g can happen
HER (2:41 PM): but u know that i have a very messy life at the moment so will help clear my mess so i might need you help and understanding,,, here or there...PSSSS DOCTOR!
HIM (2:41 PM): lol
HER (2:41 PM): HE LAUGHS AT ME AGAIN
HIM (2:41 PM): so long as u'll adhere patient
HIM (2:42 PM): sometimes, I bone ethics and kick my patient out....worse part is that the word 'SORRY'.......kills me stupor!
HIM (2:43 PM): I hate that word, when it comes to me case
HIM(2:43 PM): pls try not to be sorry...if u don't want to break my walls...lol....w ill u?
HER (2:44 PM): Kick ass...i dont mind much but SORRY...we'd have to work on...
HIM (2:44 PM): lol
HIM(2:44 PM): u dey kolo...lol
HER (2:44 PM): I'd try my best
HER (2:45 PM): i'm just been truthful...at least you know that i'm human...and a naughty one that

HIM (2:45 PM): I just make it sound like I'm not worse
HIM (2:46 PM): but hurt u intentionally? - Naaa......I don't know why.....unless u choose to stop being my patient
HER (2:47 PM): Worse ke? ...i will deal with you if you mess with me ooooo
HIM (2:47 PM): lol....
HIM (2:47 PM): don't worry...like I said, I won't have to......except you choose to stop being my patient
HIM (2:47 PM): u know how we do baby..
HER(2:48 PM): I dont know too many people who change doctors easily...why should i be an exception especially when my doctor is this ....freaky no sorry the word is proffessional
HIM (2:48 PM): I'm looking at u right now.....(fb).... ..I just wanna touch those lips
HER (2:49 PM): Stop.....Dont get me started....i cant manage the ideas...Rememebe r...Curious is Bad!
HIM(2:50 PM): lol.......ok... .I'll just change the page...lol
HER (2:50 PM): look at you....ure stll there!....i'd allow you tho
HIM (2:51 PM): lol......I had to.....it's better than watching porno.....even tho the effect is worse......lol
HER (2:51 PM): lol...is it?
HIM (2:51 PM): hmmmmm.......ye ah baby
HIM (2:52 PM): can I ask for a favour?
HER (2:52 PM): My page is harmless just like me
HER (2:52 PM): wat my love?
HIM (2:53 PM): could u please stop talking in my head....please? ......I can deal with the words right here but the voice in my head is crazy
HER (2:54 PM): How...what am i saying to u? ...What can you hear?
HIM (2:54 PM): everything..... ..the voice comes up and says really loud......"are u on it"? .....lol...
HER (2:55 PM): lol
HIM(2:55 PM): Hey ma?
HER(2:55 PM): Maybe if you convince me that you are on it...i'd be easy on you
HIM (2:56 PM): the last time I felt like this...they said it was love.....I'm trying really hard to convince myself right here.....cos when I said I was on it.....I meant it.....I'm.....i nshort, I'm dead
HIM (2:57 PM): Girl please handle me with care....I'm fragile o....don't believe the hype
HER (2:57 PM): Verdict:You got it bad too
HIM (2:57 PM): lol......
HER (2:58 PM): Just ask me nicely and i'd treat your heat with care
HIM (2:58 PM): sweetheart...I gat 5 minutes to go..
HER (2:58 PM): me too...on my break
HIM (3:00 PM): I'm down for whatever....do me I do u.....my dose is a 100% package.....so take note....if u fall into my love zone.....you may have to remain there.....
HIM (3:01 PM): but at the same time u gat a choice like all the time
HER (3:01 PM): when are u back from the meeting...I'd get some sleep when i get home,work on the dissertation i'm writing nad holla at you about 8 your time or there about.Dnt worry it wont be for too long...i know work starts toorrow
HIM (3:01 PM): aiight
HER (3:01 PM): I'm just typing jargon.forgive my typos
HIM (3:02 PM): lol
HIM (3:02 PM): I know I have that effect on u baby
HIM (3:03 PM): I'll just be all I can be for you baby......it's left to you to take me as I am....if u catch my drift
HER(3:03 PM): DEAL BABES...100% PACAKAGE WORKS FOR ME...YOUR LOVE ZONE...HMMMMMM.. .AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE TO LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY; I'M ALL YOURS BABES
HIM (3:03 PM): Unconditionally .....is the word I'm asking for too
HIM (3:03 PM): GAME?
HER (3:03 PM): GAME
HER (3:04 PM): Run along dear...
HIM (3:04 PM): then officially I'm saying I LOVE U GIRL.......wait for the audio version later at night
HIM(3:04 PM): lol....I'm aoutta here
HER (3:04 PM): I love you too my ghetto lover!
HER (3:04 PM): later

Tuesday 27 January 2009

Her Story:Tuesday

My love Doctor...Yesterday i was confused,but you gave me the perfect dosage
You gave me that bitter pill called truth and helped me come to terms with reality...
But you injected me with something so Strong...I'm not sure what it is
But that was the real cure...Its taken over my body and soul
Its still flowing through my blood streams...do you think it was an overdose?
Who cares?...It's soothing...its so addictive...I'm loving it
Now you dare wish you were 'enough for me'...'that u could be everything'?
How else do i explain to you that i'm so content,you dont even have a clue
What worries me is the fact that i think the Word is 'Too Much'
Yes,i think your dosage is a bit too much for me to handle
How else do i explain the fact that i cannot contain my thoughts
How do i explain the fact my very own emotions have engulfed me
I'm going insane...Your love has come at me in immeasurable quantities
Sometimes its so intoxicating that i'm lost in my own world of bliss
Sometimes i'm so captivated that nothing else matters apart from you
Even now...i'm lost for words cos i cant describe what the hell you do to me
Your words replay in my head like that chorus of a favorite song
Like the sound of that 'Ring tone' we love...i wear a smile all day humming its beautiful melody
I could go on and on but these words fail me...They can hardly convey the magnitude of this feeling ...This joy,this surge,this craving and this love i have for 'You'...
So when i say i love you too...please beleive me cos...It's True!

His Story:Tuesday

One time I slept floating in space of uncertainty & confusion, the next time I woke up in d bondage of Love according to 'Her'.... I look around me and all I see is her smile and those eyes.... I struggle to control my heartbeat.... I rinse my head to calm my nerves....but difficult to wipe is d awesome smile dat spreads around my face like a bad disease....Right now, I'm foolish, I see me jumping off if she says so....oh danm, I have my poor heart to pity....I love her swag to death....it's heavy.Listen up baby....when I tell you I LOVE YOU.....its true.I gat ur back and even if it goes sour..... I'll always owe u my respect cos your persona nailed me blind..... I'm really crazy about u and my everything shows a proof.... I wish I can be ur everything....enough for u and insufficient for all.I'll always be ur doctor..... baby....


I wish today was a holiday......I woke up terribly drained......I didn't know love extracts energy but hey......it's refreshing at the same time....I'm wandering about the office and smiling at everybody, including Elnuk, the editor who left with my cable. All the pictures I wanted to send to her were stuck on my desktop cos I couldn't get a cable to do it............(to be continued.........)