Her Story:----- Our chat on Sun, 1/25/09 3:04 PM -----

HIM: (1:47 PM): BUZZ...Ps don't be there and at least dissappoint me for once.....yeah?
HIM (1:49 PM): yeah that's it.....u ain't there....
HER (1:50 PM): lol...
HER (1:50 PM): stalker!...like youre not happy
HIM (1:51 PM): lol....u're just ........I don't even know what to say...lol
HER (1:51 PM): so you are on it...lol...cant stop laughing...u are just a nut case
HIM (1:51 PM): I'm just feeling like a bad guy again...like I thought you should be there
HER (1:52 PM): yeah right...
HIM (1:52 PM): haba....the same thing happened with the text...I pick my fone and wanna sms u...then urs comes in
HER (1:52 PM): take it easy o...too much of me can give you diabeties
HIM (1:52 PM): how on earth did u bewitch me into ur bad ass den?
HIM (1:53 PM): lol....yeah I know.....gat to stop calling u sweet
HER (1:54 PM): it wasnt intentional o...i dont even know.you have gone to see that juju man in alakija shey?
HIM (1:54 PM): I wish
HIM (1:54 PM): maybe it wouldn't have been this bad
HER (1:54 PM): i need deliverance...th is is not normal
HER (1:55 PM): lol...how was church
HIM (1:55 PM): church was fine.....and how's work going?
HIM (1:55 PM): I see u gat some minutes to close
HER (1:55 PM): not bad...apart from the fact that all in my head is...youuuuuuuuu!
HER (1:56 PM): nope..i finish at 15.30 today that 14.30 your time
HIM (1:56 PM): aiigth
HIM (1:56 PM): u fucking did the same to me in church by the way
HER (1:56 PM): so wats up for the rest of the day
HER (1:57 PM): so were u peepeing into your phn...dont lie o...cos i saw u
HER (1:57 PM):
HIM (1:58 PM): I'll go for the rotaract meeting after here and then I'll just sit and wish my ringtone song comes up
HIM (1:58 PM): baby.....u need to see my profile update
HER (1:58 PM): hmmmm that will be a while tho...cos id have to sleep and make you miss me terribly before i call
HIM (1:59 PM): but hey.....it's not ur call to comment
HER(1:59 PM): awwwww ...tel l me
HER (1:59 PM): cant check it till i get home
HER (1:59 PM): why cant i comment?
HIM (2:00 PM): I didn't say ask me baby......I said check.....good for u...atleast I have some 'miss me a bit' assignment to deal with too...lol
HIM (2:00 PM): u'll see it when u get there
HER (2:00 PM): i hate u
HIM (2:00 PM): lol
HIM(2:01 PM): I know u just mean the opposite...lol.. ...and why not? u're organized in the first place, I don't expect more...lol
HER (2:01 PM): i'll show you!....
HER (2:02 PM): didnt realise you txt me till morning...it was a pleasant surprise
HIM (2:02 PM): common baby.....u've shown me enough...like this gan....I be silverbird cinema...lol
HER (2:02 PM): lol.....1 sec luv
HIM (2:03 PM): ok
HIM (2:09 PM): see, I dey cyber cafe and if I no enjoy this time well, na u go pay o...I don tell u now
HER (2:09 PM): i no dey oooo
HER (2:09 PM): went to make tea for my colleague
HIM (2:09 PM): bring ur ass back on time jare
HIM (2:09 PM): ok...are u back now?
HER (2:10 PM): finally got to speak to kay today.she abused my life
HER (2:10 PM): my ass is yours baby
HER (2:10 PM): bring it on
HIM (2:10 PM): lol
HIM (2:10 PM): what did Kay say?
HIM (2:11 PM): did u tell her what's up?
HER(2:11 PM): that she feels sorry for other people especially SN cos they are so out the door.she knows i'm bad at distributing attention.
HER (2:12 PM): I told her in the best words i could use.How can u tell someone something you barely understand?
HIM(2:13 PM): lol...eyah..... but why on earth would u have to do that....lol....and who cares...lol
HER (2:13 PM): You!....
HIM (2:13 PM): lol....why me o?
HER(2:13 PM): Her response? ...You got it bad gurl!
HIM (2:13 PM): kini mo se?
HIM (2:13 PM): lol
HIM(2:13 PM): God help my poor heart
HER (2:14 PM): Lol....you this criminal
HER (2:14 PM): which poor heart?
HIM (2:14 PM): I use to think I was hard.....but for u.....I'm so lame.....mo tie le
HER (2:15 PM): ive put in my holiday request to leave on the 26th...hope they approve it....stay tuned!
HIM (2:16 PM): ok
HIM (2:17 PM): so what's up baby....what did I do to you....y do u have to put me under this danm emotional arrest?
HIM (2:18 PM): I'm so into u right now dat I'm hating other voices on my fone
HER (2:18 PM): how? you were supposed to me my Doctor...helping me recover from one trauma...How dare you put me in a worse one...i tire for you ooo
HER (2:18 PM): ...i'm glad a bout that...
HIM (2:19 PM): Doctor asks the girl to strip for check up and she looks into the doctor in a seductive way and pulls down her bra....and (u know the rest) what do u expect?
HIM (2:19 PM): u set me up
HER (2:20 PM): I didnt..i was naive and vunerable...You took advantage of me!!!
HIM (2:21 PM): this is not professional.... ..I'm not suppose to be loving it too......but u the tits were harrasive and danm the ass was on point....lol
HER (2:23 PM): Not intention...i cant help my natural assets...you can control your dirty mind
HIM (2:24 PM): U better be looking for another doctor cos, my motive is to inject u with a bad one and the cure is some long thing.....and I know u hate long stuffs...ain't it?
HER (2:24 PM): 1 sec
HIM (2:24 PM): aiight
HER (2:26 PM): Lol...but i came for a cure...its important that i get one.i really dont mind injections too
HIM (2:27 PM): lol.....and that'll be making it worse for me.....I don't even know where to start from.....lol
HER (2:27 PM): you this naughty doctor...
HER (2:27 PM): but i love u like that
HIM (2:27 PM): lol....with ur bad self
HIM (2:28 PM): I have signed by the way....I'll follow this shit to anywhere it leads me....as in - FUCK THE CONSEQUENCE!
HIM(2:29 PM): I'm not even ready to regret this one bit
HER (2:29 PM): lol....ar u sure!...I warned you...but guess what....i share the same resolve...i don enter this one? how i for do?
HIM (2:30 PM): make we hope say u no go carry belle too.....lol
HER (2:30 PM): lol.....that 2baba is a mad man
HIM (2:30 PM): lol
HER (2:30 PM): when is your meeting?
HIM (2:31 PM): 4:30 that's 15:30 ur time
HIM(2:31 PM): ur time is up right?
HER (2:31 PM): cool...i loved all your txts today
HIM (2:31 PM): same with urs
HIM (2:32 PM): which was ur favorite?
HER(2:32 PM): cant wait till we do the reveiw later tonight.I'd love to hear you read out yours...
HIM (2:32 PM): aiight
HER(2:32 PM): i'd tell you during the reviw so wait and see
HIM (2:32 PM): hope u'll read urs for me too
HIM (2:33 PM): aiight
HER (2:33 PM): If you aske me too...Nicely
HIM (2:33 PM): we'll aslo discuss the blog thing
HER (2:33 PM): Sound like fun huh?
HIM (2:33 PM): fuck that....how nice can nice be?
HER (2:33 PM): but we will be anonymous
HIM(2:34 PM): u won't hear me read if u don't promise to read back....u think say na only u dey enjoy the voice?
HER (2:34 PM): lol...
HIM(2:34 PM): yeah for the blog, we'll be anonymous.....and real
HER (2:35 PM): I just said i will if you asked nicely...get used to it i love to be pampered...
HIM (2:35 PM): duh!
HER (2:35 PM): REAL OOO.
HER (2:35 PM): Even when we start having ups and downs
HIM (2:36 PM): if I was in my right senses, I'll could try
HIM (2:36 PM): yeah
HIM (2:36 PM): I'm already on it
HER (2:36 PM): rememeber to be realllllllllllll ....
HIM(2:36 PM): and I know we'll have issues sometime but I dare u to be as real as I will be
HER (2:37 PM): you know me...its my thing...
HER (2:37 PM): i cant lie even if it will hurt
HIM (2:37 PM): I've never had it this bad and I wish I had u all this while.....I hope it lasts as long as it can be
HIM (2:37 PM): I also wish u can handle the truth......
HER(2:38 PM): I hope so too...The rush is mad...its driving me out my mind...
HIM (2:38 PM): but I'll try not to bring the pain and if u do, I'm game
HER (2:38 PM): Its the only way out...we have to stay truthful to each other baby
HIM (2:39 PM): this will be interesting..... I know it
HER (2:40 PM): I wont bring the pain....not when what we share is this beautiful
HIM (2:40 PM): easy to say baby.....anythin g can happen
HER (2:41 PM): but u know that i have a very messy life at the moment so will help clear my mess so i might need you help and understanding,,, here or there...PSSSS DOCTOR!
HIM (2:41 PM): lol
HER (2:41 PM): HE LAUGHS AT ME AGAIN
HIM (2:41 PM): so long as u'll adhere patient
HIM (2:42 PM): sometimes, I bone ethics and kick my patient out....worse part is that the word 'SORRY'.......kills me stupor!
HIM (2:43 PM): I hate that word, when it comes to me case
HIM(2:43 PM): pls try not to be sorry...if u don't want to break my walls...lol....w ill u?
HER (2:44 PM): Kick ass...i dont mind much but SORRY...we'd have to work on...
HIM (2:44 PM): lol
HIM(2:44 PM): u dey kolo...lol
HER (2:44 PM): I'd try my best
HER (2:45 PM): i'm just been truthful...at least you know that i'm human...and a naughty one that
HIM (2:45 PM): I just make it sound like I'm not worse
HIM (2:46 PM): but hurt u intentionally? - Naaa......I don't know why.....unless u choose to stop being my patient
HER (2:47 PM): Worse ke? ...i will deal with you if you mess with me ooooo
HIM (2:47 PM): lol....
HIM (2:47 PM): don't worry...like I said, I won't have to......except you choose to stop being my patient
HIM (2:47 PM): u know how we do baby..
HER(2:48 PM): I dont know too many people who change doctors easily...why should i be an exception especially when my doctor is this ....freaky no sorry the word is proffessional
HIM (2:48 PM): I'm looking at u right now.....(fb).... ..I just wanna touch those lips
HER (2:49 PM): Stop.....Dont get me started....i cant manage the ideas...Rememebe r...Curious is Bad!
HIM(2:50 PM): lol.......ok... .I'll just change the page...lol
HER (2:50 PM): look at you....ure stll there!....i'd allow you tho
HIM (2:51 PM): lol......I had to.....it's better than watching porno.....even tho the effect is worse......lol
HER (2:51 PM): lol...is it?
HIM (2:51 PM): hmmmmm.......ye ah baby
HIM (2:52 PM): can I ask for a favour?
HER (2:52 PM): My page is harmless just like me
HER (2:52 PM): wat my love?
HIM (2:53 PM): could u please stop talking in my head....please? ......I can deal with the words right here but the voice in my head is crazy
HER (2:54 PM): How...what am i saying to u? ...What can you hear?
HIM (2:54 PM): everything..... ..the voice comes up and says really loud......"are u on it"? .....lol...
HER (2:55 PM): lol
HIM(2:55 PM): Hey ma?
HER(2:55 PM): Maybe if you convince me that you are on it...i'd be easy on you
HIM (2:56 PM): the last time I felt like this...they said it was love.....I'm trying really hard to convince myself right here.....cos when I said I was on it.....I meant it.....I'm.....i nshort, I'm dead
HIM (2:57 PM): Girl please handle me with care....I'm fragile o....don't believe the hype
HER (2:57 PM): Verdict:You got it bad too
HIM (2:57 PM): lol......
HER (2:58 PM): Just ask me nicely and i'd treat your heat with care
HIM (2:58 PM): sweetheart...I gat 5 minutes to go..
HER (2:58 PM): me too...on my break
HIM (3:00 PM): I'm down for whatever....do me I do u.....my dose is a 100% package.....so take note....if u fall into my love zone.....you may have to remain there.....
HIM (3:01 PM): but at the same time u gat a choice like all the time
HER (3:01 PM): when are u back from the meeting...I'd get some sleep when i get home,work on the dissertation i'm writing nad holla at you about 8 your time or there about.Dnt worry it wont be for too long...i know work starts toorrow
HIM (3:01 PM): aiight
HER (3:01 PM): I'm just typing jargon.forgive my typos
HIM (3:02 PM): lol
HIM (3:02 PM): I know I have that effect on u baby
HIM (3:03 PM): I'll just be all I can be for you baby......it's left to you to take me as I am....if u catch my drift
HER(3:03 PM): DEAL BABES...100% PACAKAGE WORKS FOR ME...YOUR LOVE ZONE...HMMMMMM.. .AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE TO LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY; I'M ALL YOURS BABES
HIM (3:03 PM): Unconditionally .....is the word I'm asking for too
HIM (3:03 PM): GAME?
HER (3:03 PM): GAME
HER (3:04 PM): Run along dear...
HIM (3:04 PM): then officially I'm saying I LOVE U GIRL.......wait for the audio version later at night
HIM(3:04 PM): lol....I'm aoutta here
HER (3:04 PM): I love you too my ghetto lover!
HER (3:04 PM): later